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مراسم دفاع دکتری در هلند درست مثل عروسی است، با همان دنگ و فنگ ها و خوشی ها و نگرانی ها. این را در یکی دو ماه اخیر که درگیر دفاع بهناز بودم از نزدیک دیدم. پایان نامه که باید تقریبا دو ماه قبل از دفاع تحویل داده شود، بعد از آن دانشجو باید به فکر جزئیات برگزاری مراسم باشد. یکی از این جزئیات انتخاب دو نفر به عنوان Paranymph یا همان ساقدوش است. من و مریم، ساقدوش بهناز بودیم و چون هر دو مریم بودیم اسممان شده بود Maryamymph !
این دو نفر باید برای آماده کردن مراسم به مدافع کمک کنند مثلا تهیه لباس رسمی، دعوت مهمان ها و هماهنگی با دوستان مدافع برای خریدن هدیه. روز دفاع هم باید همه جا همراه مدافع باشند و موقع سخنرانی دو طرف او بنشینند. در واقع حضورشان یک جور حمایت روحی به حساب می آید و دانشجو در مقابل کمیته داوری و بقیه شنونده ها احساس تنهایی نمی کند.
یک کمی هم از مراسم بگویم که در یک سالن خیلی قشنگ برگزار می شود. آن اوایل فکر می کردم باید حتما در کلیسا باشد، برای اینکه سالن لایدن در حال بازسازی بود و چند تا دفاع در کلیسا برگزار شده بود. کمی هم جزئیاتش با دفاع بهناز که در آمستردام بود فرق داشت. خلاصه اینکه بهناز یک ربع اول و قبل از آمدن کمیته یک سخنرانی خیلی ساده و عمومی در مورد کارش برای حضار ارائه داد. کار جالبی کرده بود و اسلایدهایش هم به انگلیسی بود و هم به فارسی. در واقع به طور قانونی حتی این حق را داشت که به زبان مادری اش سخنرانی کند، که خب این یکی واقعا امکانپذیر و جالب نبود.
بعد از سخنرانی خانمی(که اسمش را گذاشته ام وقت نگهدار) با کلاه و شنل سیاه و یک عصای بزرگ وارد شد و کمیته داوران هم با همان سر و ضع پشت سرش وارد شدند. حضار هم باید به احترام بلند می شدند. کمیته در جایگاه مخصوص خود نشستند و وقت نگه دار بیرون رفت. بعد از کلی حرفهای لاتین و هلندی رئیس جلسه به انگلیسی جلسه را شروع کرد و هفت -هشت نفر به مدت 45 دقیقه بهناز را سوال پیچ کردند که قسمت اصلی هم همین جا بود. هر کدام هم سوال می پرسید مدافع باید باید یک جمله به لاتین می گفت و از سوال تشکر می کرد و بعد جواب می داد. دقیقا سر 45 دقیقه وقت نگهدار وارد شد و عصایش را به زمین کوبید و ختم جلسه را اعلام کرد، با اینکه وسط یک سوال بود جلسه تمام شد. بعد کمیته به اتاق دیگری رفت برای بحث و پس از چند دقیقه دوباره آمد. بعد از سخنرانی های چند دقیقه ای رئیس جلسه و استاد راهنما یک لوله قرمز بزرگ به بهناز دادند که مدرک دکتری اش در آن بود. خلاصه این جوری بهناز دکتر شد.

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دکتر فلسفه؟

نه دکتر فیزیک.

آهان. خب تبریک می‌گم. وبلاگش رو دوست دارم. ایشالا به سرعت یه پست‌داک خوب هم توی رگ می‌زنه.

پست داک خوب رو تو رگ زده،نیویورک. فقط منتظر ویزای آمریکا ست.

با سلام
از انجایی که رشته شما هم فلسفه علم بوده است.اگر کمی از وضیعت این رشته در دانشگاه های هلند بنویسید سپاسگزار خواهم شد.
شاد باشید

دکتر شد و راحت شد :-)
حالا نوبت اونه که بیاد حال یه سری دیگه را بگیره به عنوان استاد و این دور باطل تا ابد ادامه خواهد داشت!

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